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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    we're so un-obtuse

    Artist: Scorpions
    Real Lyric: with someone I choose

    The story:

    I was loudly singing (yelling) the song at a party to this hot rocker chick in order to impress her with air guitar, when the music suddenly stopped at, "just have to make it" because someone tripped on the cord to the stereo. The line came out very loudly in the dead silence and just then I thought: you know, the Scorpions probably wouldn't use a word like "obtuse," you know?

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