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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We're gonna shank your kangaroo

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Real Lyric: We're gonna shake your tambourine

    The story:

    I had this song playing as I was working around the house, when suddenly my son (who is 15) said "Shank your Kangaroo???" and looked stunned. Sure enough, that's exactly what it sounds like!
    I've gone on youtube and found the version and found the exact moment. It's Eric Clapton - After Midnight (Live 1981)version, at 2:45 to 2:50. Check it out!

    Things to do after midnight:
    1. Let it all hang out
    2. Shank some kangaroos

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