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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We're going warp eight!

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Song: The Phoenix
    Real Lyric: Put on your war paint!

    The story:

    I'm a huge trekkie, so "We're going Warp 8" didn't
    seem like a crazy thing to say to convey
    excitement and hurry.

    Then the other day, while I was doing the dishes,
    I saw the real lyric in one of those lyric
    videos... I just started cracking up! I have an
    auditory processing disorder, so I'm more amused
    than embarrassed by misheard lyrics.

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