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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We're going downtown on a blueberry ride
    And Sugar, we're goin' don Sweden
    I'll be your chumber Bob with a bullet
    A lot of fast cars and chocolate pudding

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: We're going down, down in an earlier roundAnd Sugar, we're going down swingingI'll be your number one with a bulletA loaded Gun complex, c**k it and pull it

    The story:

    I swear I did not make that up. That is EXACTLY what I heard. I don't know how, I think I was high off energy drinks or something but that is what I heard. I finally decided to go look up the lyrics one day to see what he was -actually- saying.

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    XDD Yeah, I have no idea how I managed that.

    grapie Aug 16, 2009 5:02 am

    You know I think I like yours better. Chumber Bob....LOL

    JMonkey Aug 04, 2009 11:24 am