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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We're always fighting with bacon joints

    Artist: Snow Patrol
    Real Lyric: We're always fighting with aching joints



    The story:

    Sadly there's not *much* embarassment here. It was playing over the speakers at work, and we all heard "Fighting with bacon joints", which conjured up this fantastic image of people fighting with huge chunks of bacon where swords and cudgels should be!\
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    We actually prefer our version, but that's just 'cos Bacon rocks all! Even the token Vegetarian in the office prefers it...

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