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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well you're where you should be all the time,
    and when you're notyou're with
    the wife of a postman
    wife of a postman

    Artist: Carly Simon
    Real Lyric: Well you're where you should bee all the time, and when you're not you're withsome underworld spy or the wife of a close friend wife of a close friend



    The story:

    I was going through a Carly Simon phase, and had made a mixed CD of Carly Simon songs. My sister was already annoyed with Ms. Simon by the third song, and I had to keep slapping her hand as she reached it towards the OFF button on the car stereo. So when I started singing along loudly "the wife of a postman" she started cracking up, and told me the real words, and turned off the CD. She still sings it that way when it comes on the radio when we're together, and I am the one reaching for the off button.

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