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Well you're where you should be all of the time, and
when you're not you're with
some underworld spy or the wife of a postman,
wife of a postman

Artist: Carly Simon

Song: You're So Vain

Real Lyric: Well you're where you should be all of the time, and when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend

The story:

I heard a woman singing this song in an open-mic
piano bar and I was singing along from my seat.
Thankfully I wasn't at the mic myself at that
moment...

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

12/31/2004 9:43 am

Age it happened

25

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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