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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    well you ain't never bought a record

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Song: Hound Dog
    Real Lyric: well you ain't never caught a rabbit

    The story:

    i was at a birthday party with friends when it came on the jukebox and i was singing, very drunkedly, at the top of my voice ' you aint never bought a record', it wasnt until my friends started poking me hard to stop that i realised i said something wrong. it seemed to fit pretty well though, i mean, elvis is bound to only like girls who like music?!

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