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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well the girls can't stand her
    'Cause she walks looks and drives likes an ape now
    (You walk like an ape now you walk like an ape)

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Real Lyric: Well the girls can't stand her'Cause she walks looks and drives like an ace now(You walk like an ace now you walk like an ace)

    The story:

    I was 18 and working at my first desk job. The oldies station played through the phones there, so I was just singing along while doing a repetitive task. A coworker who sat right across from me heard me and burst out laughing. I asked, "What? What's so funny?!" I think she just couldn't believe that I sincerely thought that those were the lyrics. I just thought it was a song about some really awkward girl.

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