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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well, the feeling was gone from my left hand

    Artist: The Hollies
    Real Lyric: Well, the D. A. was pumping my left hand

    The story:

    My interpretation: one of the bullets that had just been fired
    had hit the narrator in or around the left shoulder, accounting
    for his hand going numb. He was an FBI informant who had
    arranged a meeting at this joint with somebody from the
    district attorney's office (the "D. A. man" mentioned earlier in
    the song), presumably because the FBI was investigating
    corruption in the local D. A. office.

    Having the D. A. himself at the scene makes things a bit more
    complicated. In the US the D. A. prosecutes crimes but
    doesn't investigate them (that's what the police are for). For
    him to show up at the scene of the crime that was just
    committed strongly suggests that he is, in fact, corrupt. But
    he has to pretend to care about the FBI informant who may
    or may not have been shot.

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