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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We'll share the shelter of my cigarette

    Artist: Bob Marley
    Song: Is This Love
    Real Lyric: We'll share the shelter of my single bed



    The story:

    This is how the song is (mis-)sung every weekend(!) by a cover band in a nightclub in Dili, the capital of the tiny half-island nation of East Timor. Needless to say, English is NOT the native language there.... (In case you don't know where East Timor is, it's about 500 miles NW of Australia.)

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