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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Song: The Prisoner

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Well its too late, tonight
To drag the past out into the light
We're one, but we're not the same
We get to hairy each other, hairy each other

Artist: U2

Song: One

Real Lyric: Well its too late, tonightTo drag tha past out into the lightWere one, but were not the sameWe get to carry each other, carry each other

The story:

I was in the car with my Dad, he never sings aloud because he ALWAYS mishears lyrics. But he started singing, then stopped and asked me, "what does hairy each other mean?"

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/5/2006 12:27 pm

Age it happened

48

Better than original?

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Convinced others you were right?

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Was partying involved?

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