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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am
    and in bed I'm a man, so is Lola.

    Artist: Kinks
    Song: Lola
    Real Lyric: Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,but I know what I am and that I'm glad I'm man, (also looked up as: I know what I am and that I am a man).so is Lola.

    The story:

    I was simply driving in my car listening to this song that I have
    heard many times before. At first I was appalled by the lyrics, as it
    was the first time I had paid attention to more than the chorus.
    Then I started laughing b/c they were funny. Then, the
    aforementioned line was sang and I almsot recked my car. I
    thought he said in bed I'm a man so is Lola, meaning he just slept
    with Lola. I had to immediately look up the lyrics when I got home.
    I must say I was a bit relieved, and this song has now made it into
    my collection. Although I haven't convinced anyone yet, I plan to in
    the future! :) Ignorance is bliss. :)

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