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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
    But I know what I am in the bed I'm a man
    And so is Lola

    Artist: Kinks
    Song: Lola
    Real Lyric: Well I'm not the world's most masculine manBut I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a manAnd so is Lola

    The story:

    I was riding in the car with a friend. The song came on. I started singing. He started looking at me funny. We argued about the lyrics for over an hour before we got home and got online to find the correct lyrics. I almost had him convinced I was right. I still like my version better.

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