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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well, I sold them with mayonnaise, spreading those lies

    Artist: Craig David
    Song: Walking Away
    Real Lyric: Well, I saw them with my own eyes, spreading those lies
    The story:

    It wasn't exactly embarassing, only that when I heard it today I actually noticed that it was "I saw them" rather than anything else, and I finally realized that Craig David wasn't pronouncing the word "mayonnaise" in what I assumed was local to him. After seeing "I saw", I listened carefully, and heard three words! "my own eyes". Since the song came out, I always thought he was trying to be clever with "spreading those lies" because I thought he was comparing it to spreading mayonnaise! Because of this, I had always admired this "lyric".

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