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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well, I heard O'Neill put her down

    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd
    Real Lyric: Well, I heard ol' Neil put her down

    The story:

    We heard the song on the PA in a store, and it reminded me of
    something I'd always been curious about, so in the parking lot I
    asked my wife if she knew which Eugene O'Neill play was a "put
    down" of Alabama. She was confused by my question, so I explained
    about the Lynryd Skynyrd song and the lyric where they mention that
    "...O'Neill put her down." She laughed long and hard before finally
    telling me that A) I was a nerd. -and- B) The lyrics referred to
    Neil Young, "ol' Neil." The lines before and after should have
    clued me in, but I actually never understand them clearly, so I was

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