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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well I got me a fire mouth, I got me ol' fiddle
    When the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddle
    And life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle
    Thank God I'm a country boy

    Artist: John Denver
    Real Lyric: Well I got me a fine wife, I got me ol' fiddleWhen the sun's comin' up I got cakes on the griddleAnd life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddleThank God I'm a country boy

    The story:

    I always assumed it was Fire Mouth he had which I
    assumed was some sort of hearth you cook on as he
    was a country boy, and pictured some sort of black
    metal cooking hearth where he cooked his cakes on
    the griddle.

    I **sumed the name "fire mouth" was about the
    hearths fireplace where you burned wood to get it
    warm to cook on. recently I found out otherwise and
    still can't quite make out "fine wife"

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