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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We'll cram a spoon up your ass, its the American way.

    Artist: Toby Keith
    Real Lyric: We'll put a boot in your ass, its the American way.

    The story:

    This one wasn't me, it was my friend's grandfather. He was trying to describe this song to her to see if she knew it, but couldn't remember the title. Finally, frustrated, he says "its the one that says we'll cram a spoon up your ass". The fact that someone thought that was the real lyric: funny. That it was your grandfather: priceless!

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