The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This was a friend at school who confidently explained the lyrics to a perplexed Headmaster during an assembly class in front of everyone. (God knows why they were playing Madness in assembly)..."reasonable", I thought at the time, as I didn't know what the lyrics were either, gathering from the explanation that the House of Fun was the Lion's Enclosure at the zoo...the taxidermists way being round the back, naturally.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
1/10/2002 10:34 pm
Age it happened
11
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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