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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Welcome Dude Machine

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: Welcome To The Machine

    The story:

    I had been saying those words since I was a little kid. I never could distinguish "to the" as seperate words. I knew it couldn't be right but I never found the correct words. About 10 years ago now my husband & I were in bed listening to the radio & looking through magazines when the song began to play. I just started singing & as soon as those words came on my husband burst out in laughter & asked me to repeat what I had just said. He (one who doesn't even really like Pink Floyd) proceeds to correct me through his tears of laughter. I still cannot live it down today. He cracks up at even the thought of Pink Floyd or the word machine.

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