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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We were never carpet stoned

    Artist: Go West
    Real Lyric: We were never carved in stone

    The story:

    I was cruising with two of my good friends. I loved the song and was singing it out loud, very loud, when they started busting a gut and asked me if I knew what being 'carpet stoned' meant. I said that I didn't know, in which they proceeded to tell it meant people buy carpet glue and get high off of it. Believing this, they were able to keep it a secret from me for a while. They recorded it and played it when we were with a small crowd of friends, which included a guy I had a major crush on (knowing that I would still sing it aloud). Again the whole crowd started laughing and my crush came up to me to tell me what it really was and that there was no such thing as carpet stoned

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