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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We watch the movies, on refrigerators
    We watch the movies, on colour TVs
    Maybe get a blister on your middle finger, maybe get a blister on your bum

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: We got to move these refrigeratorsWe got to move these colour TVs...Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb

    The story:

    This goes back to my childhood. Thing is, you see the guys on the video carrying around boxy equipment with TV images on. So it kinda makes sense that theyre watching TV on refrigerators. The blisters, I thought they were kinda doing something rude...

    I figured out I was wrong after hearing the song on the radio recently, and looking up the lyrics online.

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