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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "We like papaya"

    Artist: Take That
    Real Lyric: "Relight my fire"

    The story:

    Actually this did not happen to me, but to my best friend at the time (like, more than 10 years ago). I was a huge TT fan back then and listened to their music a great deal. anyway, once I made her listen to their 2nd album 'everything changes' and when it came to song #4, helene exclaimed, 'what, why the hell would they LIKE PAPAYA!?"

    So this was actually both one of the funniest and saddest moments of our friendship.;)

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