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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We go married in a fever, hotter than a heifer's brow.

    Artist: Johnny Cash
    Song: Jackson
    Real Lyric: We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout.

    The story:

    When I first thought that those were the lyrics, I was still a pre-teen and broadcasting clarity wasn't what it is now. It seemed to make sense to me, although why I thought a heifer's brow was hot -- who knows? My mom finally pulled me aside and gently told me the correct lyrics. It think it probably embarrassed her more than it did me that I was singing the wrong lyrics.

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