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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We get these pills to swallow
    How they stick
    In your throat
    Tastes like flour.

    Song: No One Knows
    Real Lyric: We get these pills to swallowHow they stickIn your throatTastes like gold

    The story:

    Oh when I sung it in the car with my friend. They said it's not flour. I said they were wrong and we argued about it till I got home checked the internet and red faced had to say he was right. Well it's an easy mistake to make, tastes like flour, how on earth is that tastes like gold? Like at all. I must admit I didn't see that one coming and besides which if they don't include the lyrics in the CD, how on earth are you supposed to know what's right?

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