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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We don't need no education
    We don't need no farts control

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: We don't need no educationWe don't need no thought control



    The story:

    Ok, this one needs a bit of explanation. It wasn't me, but a journalist in one of our major papers here in Norway that got this one wrong. You see, he was from the countryside, where the police are always putting up their speed traps - "fartskontroll" in Norwegian, "fart" = speed. One day he went to a music festival in Italy and got a guitar stuck in his hands at the festival camp, this is what he sung (obviously, he had some outstanding business with the traffic police)...showing to the world the wonders of the tuition of the English language in Norwegian schools. Wonder what he would've done to "Smells like teen spirit", as "smell" in Norwegian equals "crash" in English...not to mention the result of a real farts control...yikes.

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