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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We don't need no education. We don't need no forced control. The Dukes of Hazard in the classrom. Teacher leave those kids alone.

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher leave those kids alone.

    The story:

    I was about seven years old when one of my sibling overheard me singing and asked my why the heck I would think the Dukes of Hazard were in the classroom.

    I was much too young at the time to grasp the concept of thought control or dark sarcasm. And though intially I wondered why the Dukes were the classroom, at least I knew who they were.

    I was trying to make sense of something my young mind couldn't otherwise understand.

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