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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We don't need no education,
    We don't need no f***ing clothes,
    No dorks are spazzing in the classroom,
    Margret Thatcher leave them kids alone,
    HEY THATCHER! Leave them kids alone!

    Artist: Pink Floyd
    Real Lyric: We don't need no education,We don't need no thought control,No dark sacrasm in the classroom,Teacher leave them kids alone,HEY TEACHER! Leave them kids alone!

    The story:

    Well, I was at school and it was lunch break; none of my
    friends were really into Pink Floyd. I started singing it
    and I got ALL my friends singing it! Later I bought the
    album, and boy, was I embarassed! I had to tell all my
    friends the real lyrics so they could sing it right!

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    From school uniforms to mandatory nudity. Wow. School standards sure took a turn here.

    Chunkboi Dec 16, 2014 10:20 pm