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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We can prance if you wanna
    We can leave your ants behind
    cause your friend's no pants
    and since no pants,
    Well they're no friends of mine

    Artist: Men Without Hats
    Song: Safety Dance
    Real Lyric: We can dance if we want to, We can leave your friends behindCause your friends don't dance And if they don't danceWell they're no friends of mine
    The story:

    We were in a car driving to the beach, and my friend put this song on the radio, and i staated singing, and my friends all looked at me and started laughing so hard, we almost had a wreck!

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/2/2004 4:22 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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