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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We can dance, we can dance
    Everybody eat your pants

    Song: Safety Dance
    Real Lyric: We can dance, we can danceEverybody look at your hands
    The story:

    For years, my brother and I LOVED that song, but we never could figure out what they were saying there. I was CONVINCED it was "everybody eat your pants," and my brother being my brother...well, he thought it was funny. So that's what it became. Nobody ever bothered correcting us. We still sing it that way.

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