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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We asperitz enema serial world

    Artist: Police
    Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world

    The story:

    The 'Ghosts' album came out just before christmas break in
    college. I made taped copies for my girlfriend and myself to listen
    on our walkmen, we were both huge Police fans. Visiting family
    without the liner notes, I had trouble with this one (I also had never
    heard of an 'acetyline light' which was mentioned in the 'Invisible
    Sun' song) and only could catch "asperitz' #@* serial world". I
    thought 'serial' sounded like something Sting would write. I
    received a letter (remember those?) from my girlfriend asking "what
    does 'asperitz' mean?" Exactly the same spelling I had figured
    myself! I realized that 'enema' had to be wrong at the time, but
    geez, couldn't catch the true word!

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