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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We all live in a Lellow Jumbee-bean
    A Lellow Jumbee-bean...

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: We all live in a Yellow SubmarineA Yellow Submarine

    The story:

    Well, to tell the truth, It was freezing cold outside, and I had just got home from school. And had realized I had forgotten my key...I lived I think, 5-10 blocks away from school, so I walked all the way back to school, and only to find out the doors were locked. All the way home, no key -10 C outside. I went to the manager crying it had been atleast 2 hours now after school... and since I didn't have any I.D...(i wuz 9) they couldn't give me a key...I checked the back door, it was opened. I felt so bad for losing my key that I tried to sing to cheer myself up. The only song I could think of was, Yellow Sub. I did't know the lyrics, so I sang what I could remember which was(the above). As I was taking off my OH SO HEAVY snowsuit off, there was my key...on the dumb-nut string, hanging on my neck my dad had gave me.

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