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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Warm smell of allegiance

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas



    The story:

    A few of us were out for drinks after work, when this song came on. I casually asked the woman next to me if she knew what "colitas" were, when she looked at me like I had two heads. "The song's on right now," I tried to explain, "'Warm smell of colitas...'"

    Her reaction was quick & authoritative. "You IDIOT, it's 'the warm smell of allegiance.' But YOU probably don't even understand that..."

    At least she was right about the last part...

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