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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil eye of Dun

    Song: Polarize
    Real Lyric: Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil I have done

    The story:

    i honestly thought he was talking about josh dun's evil eye. i was
    100% convinced that josh's eye was evil. i was so confused. i read
    the lyrics. it all makes sense now. i still like my version better than
    the original.

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    Sameeee xD

    Simone Jan 15, 2018 9:26 pm

    Don't worry. I made the same mistake. I was like, "What is this? Why is this? What?!" But then I thought about it and I thought to myself, "Yeah, I could totally see Josh having an evil eye. He can't all be cute and smiley..." I laughed when I read the correct lyrics and told myself my misheard lyrics were definitely better. Haha!

    LazyTurtle Jul 06, 2015 8:59 am