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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wanna have a lemmee (or lemming)

    Artist: Chicago
    Song: Inspiration
    Real Lyric: Wanna have you near me

    The story:

    My little sister heard this as the nonsense
    word "lemmee", and I thought it was "lemming".
    When this song came out, we derived a great deal
    of entertainment from recording silly nonsense
    on a portable tape player, and recorded both me
    singing along, in all sincerity, "wanna have a
    lemming" and then my sister laughing
    hysterically and repeating "lemmee". The memory
    still haunts me.

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