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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wanna be mother, father
    Daughter, son, captain
    Wanna be ruler of England and France

    Artist: The B-52s
    Real Lyric: Wanna be mother, fatherDaughter, son, captainWanna be ruler, king, and empress

    The story:

    Nothing embarrassing. I just thought it was another goofy B-52 lyric. Earlier in the song, they sing about wanting to be the President of Moscow, so why not? Years later, I saw the printed lyrics and realized I had it wrong. The song makes as much sense either way.

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