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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet
    Fully loaded Tommy gun
    Here come the deputy, try f**king hitting me
    God is f**king a nun

    Artist: Metallica
    Real Lyric: Walking down the street, shooting people that I meetFully loaded Tommy gunHere come the deputy, try f**king getting meGotta f**king get up and run

    The story:

    I was mouthing the lyrics to the song while listening to it in a church, when a member of the church scowled at me. A friend told me later when I told him what happened!

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