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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Walk with an e-rection..(in sweatpants)

    Artist: Bangles
    Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian.....

    The story:

    In the early to mid 1980s, on a warm late spring evening, a buch of freinds walking on 42nd Street, one fella wearing sweatpants spots a well put together, scantily clad beauty....boing!
    I blurted out the lyrics and had to wait for everyone to get up off the ground and wipe their eyes....

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    There was a parody called Walk With An Erection by the Swinging Erudites.

    malcolmxray Dec 30, 2008 7:48 am