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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Wake up naked together

    Song: Candida
    Real Lyric: We could make it together

    The story:

    When I first heard this song on the Oldies station, I was driving in my car, and I nearly slammed my brakes when I first heard that lyric. Let's just say that a lyric like the one I misheard doesn't put a good image in my head. So naturally, I said to myself, "No, that can't be right." Sure enough, I was actually relieved when I found out my interpretation of this lyric was dead wrong. I never told anyone about that until now.

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