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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Waiting for someone to come into for gas
    Teach you your final O'Blessin

    Artist: Van Halen
    Real Lyric: Waiting for someone to come into focusTeach you your final love lesson

    The story:

    Heard this one lots of times in the early nineties. I heard Sammy sing this line and thought, "what the hell is he talkin' about?". I eventually figured out on my own that he was actually saying "love lesson" and had to consult google to ascertain the rest. I guess we all mishear a lot of lyrics in our youth.

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