Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,325 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Varicose veins down in Africa

    Artist: Toto
    Song: Africa
    Real Lyric: I passed some rains down in Africa



    The story:

    Actually I was on a church ski trip, and no one riding in the van could figure out what the song was saying there. I always thought it was "I bless the rains," but others thought "I guess it rains." Other guesses ranged from "There are no trains" to the ultimate lyric, "Varicose veins."

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!