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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Used up like a douche
    You know the runner in the night

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night

    The story:

    Was sitting in a car with a boyfriend when the song came on the radio. It was during a radio show where they were actually talking to the band and were discussing the words to the song. It was then I realized I had been inserting perverted lyrics for the real thing for years. I was almost afraid to admit it, but it was so humorous, I just had to. I think we giggled and sang "My Version" of the song for weeks.

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