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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Used to be you dressed so fine,
    Did the Funky Time
    in your prime --

    Didn't you?

    Artist: Bob Dylan
    Real Lyric: Used to be you dressed so fine,Threw the bums a dime in your prime,Didn't you?

    The story:

    I just realized it yesterday after MORE THAN 30 years. I was watching a documentary about Dylan late at night, and had the sound turned down. I had turned the subtitles on so I could understand what they were saying.

    I have not -- and will NEVER tell -- anyone.

    I can't believe I thought Dylan would write those lyrics.

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