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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Upon sending to outer space
    find another place
    I got a break from another dimension
    Hey, close the kitchen!

    Artist: Prodigy
    Song: Out of Space
    Real Lyric: I'm gonna send him to outer spacefind another raceI'll take your brain to another dimensionPay close attention

    The story:

    It wasn't particularly embarassing. I thought my version of the lyrics was so ridiculous it just had to be wrong. The real lyrics make much more sense.

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    I heard the 'close the kitchen' bit the same way too - still thought 'close the kitchen' was funnier than the proper lyrics!

    Lottiecakes Sep 18, 2008 4:05 am