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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Unlike the bird, I don't evaluate

    Artist: Nelly Furtado
    Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly a way

    The story:

    It gradually occurred to me that birds don't do much evaluating and that you don't "evaluate" to figure out where your home is. I guess I thought originally that it was more or less like a homing pigeon looking for home, i.e. the bird evaluated and found its home, the singer did not. When I noticed it didn't make any sense, I checked it via Google and found out the real lyrics. I made fun of myself in the shower for days afterwards.

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