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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Underneath his missing toe last night

    Artist: Wayne Newton
    Real Lyric: Underneath the mistletoe last night



    The story:

    I was a little kid, and couldn't figure out why Santa would take off his boots so that Mom could kiss where his missing toe was. My big brother finally clued me in, with lots of teasing in typical big brother fashion.

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