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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Two steps ahead of me,
    Armchairs in your neck

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Red Mosquito
    Real Lyric: Two steps ahead of him, bunches in his neck

    The story:

    Driving down the road singing at the top of my lungs, I caught myself singing "Armchairs in your neck". I rewound it a dozen times and it's really what it sounds like he says... frankly the actual lyric makes about as much sense. I never convinced anyone my version was right, but I also couldn't find anyone who knew what he *actually* said.

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    sorry I meant "punctures in YOUR neck". Stupid iPhone lol

    Nocode74 Feb 27, 2012 2:33 am

    You still don't have it right because it's "punctures in you neck" lol

    Nocode74 Feb 27, 2012 2:30 am