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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Turn on my arm, turn on my arm
    Turn on on those sad songs
    When our hope is gone
    Why don't you chew in and turn them on

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Turn them on, turn them onTurn on those sad songsWhen all hope is goneWhy don't you tune in and turn them on

    The story:

    Was at a middle school dance singing while dancing with a very pretty girl. She stopped dancing and said what the H--- are you talking about those are not the lyrics! The whole dance floor started laughing at me, so there after I was known for having arms that could be turned on!

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