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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Turn like a wind inside a whale

    Artist: Talking Heads
    Real Lyric: Turn like a wheel inside a wheel

    The story:

    I contend that I misheard this with dignity. Listen: David Byrne pronounces the word 'wheel' distinctly differently each time, at least on the live recording I have. So I thought he was making some strange simile alluding to the great size of a whale, such that there are probably wind currents in its stomach. After a few years under this impression, I decided my interpretation was probably wrong and searched out the correct words.

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