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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tried to give you constipation, when your lumbago let you down.

    Song: Layla
    Real Lyric: Tried to give you consolation, Your old man wont let you down

    The story:

    Err... first misheard this in 1972 when I was 12 but I'd sussed that Layla/Patti Boyd probably wasn't constipated by the time I reached 18.... but still thought she was suffering from lumbago until I was about 30 and gave it some serious thought. Go easy on me, we didn't have the internet in those days....

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